| Attack of
the Mutant
Penguins |  In the far-off galaxy
"Bleurgggh" (Nebula
Quadrant), an evil race
of slimy green (but
reasonably stupid)
aliens have been
monitoring the Earth's
transmissions. Unfortunately for them,
they only tuned in to a specific channel,
and picked up "The Wildlife Show". They
quickly made the decision to disguise
themselves as the obviously dominant
species on Earth - the penguin. Having
invaded, they quickly realized their
mistake and tried again to disguise
themselves as humans. Nobody is fooled. |
When the good Earth penguins found out about this slur on their integrity, they
were not happy, and are out for a fight. Joining them in their struggle are those
champions of inter-galactic do-goodery, Bernanrd (a round thing with a frying pan)
and Rodney (a pear-shaped thing with a baseball bat) - legends throughout the
universe.
So there you have it - it's the age-old story of Mutant Alien Penguins dressed up
in costumes being slapped around by real penguins, clubbed by an oversize pear with
a baseball bat, and clobbered by a round thing with a frying pan.
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