››› ‰  •‹™™• •™™› ™  ‰™™   ™‰› ™   ‹ ‹Œ   ™™››› OR›››               ‹™       ™         ›   ™‰     ™    ™  ›   ™ ™    ™    ™ Œ ›   ™ ™    ‰ ™    ™         ›   ™ ™    ™    ™‹  ›   ™‹ Œ    ™    ™ ‹  ›            ™    ‰™      › ™ ™ › › ™ ™››tÿnÿuÿmÿgÿyÿZÿ ÿnÿoÿrÿaÿAÿ ÿdÿnÿaÿ ÿmÿaÿdÿAÿ ÿ:ÿyÿBÿ ÿ ÿ ÿ ÿ ÿ ÿ ÿ ÿ ÿ ÿ ÿ ÿ ÿþÿþÿþÿþÿþÿþÿþÿþÿþÿþÿþÿþÿþÿþÿþÿþÿþÿþÿþÿþÿþÿþÿþÿþÿþÿþ}            ‚            ‚                  –            –            TRUTHorTORTUREAND NOW,IT'S TIME FORTRUTH OR TORTUREWITH YOUR HOST,PAT SADIST!Yay!\/applause-obnoxious whistlemore applause/~~~~~ þ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~   ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ |   ||   ||   || |  Ž  ’ ™ ü ‰ •Hi! I'm Pat Sadistand welcome to myshow.š’ƒ~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ • Now let's meet ourcontestants.~~~~~~~~~~~~ Our first contestant isMajor Pinhead and he's aUnited States Marine.’| : || : || : =||:| ~   ’ ™ ü  • |||ÍáêïòÐéîèåáä~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~•Our second contestantis Barney Smith andhe's an accountant.’ –  ‚  –  ‚ –    ‚–‚†‡–‚    ’ ™ ü o~ï’ï ÂáòîåùÓíéôè~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~•As you know,the rules of thegame are very simple. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ›When you answercorrectly, a point isadded to your score. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ›But if you answerincorrectly, you willhave to pay the penalty.š’ƒ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ • Barney, you lost the cointoss backstage, so you getthe first question.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~The first question is:What do the initials FTCstand for?’ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ •The FederalTrade Comission’~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ •That's right!You get one point!1š’ƒ ’ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Major, your question is:What is the railroad distancefrom Tokyo to Osaka?’~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~•Well,ummmmýý~~~~~~~~~~~~Awwww, you're outof time.š’ƒ~~~~~~~~~~  Š  Š  Š  Š  ZZZAP!‰‰‰‰‰‰‰‰‰‰‰‰‰••~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~ Ouch!’~~~~~ • Okay, now back to Barney.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Barney, What was theoriginal name of theJetson's dog?’~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~•Astro?’~~~~~~•No, the correct answeris Tralfaz Gotrockets.Sorry Barney.š’ƒ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~     ™   ™ ‹ ‹  ‹  ~~~~~~~  •  •  •~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~       *@*-*+ÏOOOHWWWWWW...~~~~~~~~   ~~~~~~~’~~~~~~~~~~~~~   • Ok Major, here's yoursecond question.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Who played Julie Lawrenceon "The Partrige Family"?’ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~•Jodie Fosterš’ƒ~~~~~~~~~~~~•‰ You get a point.1How did you know that?‰ ’ ’  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~•Your third and finalquestion, Barney. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~What does ananthropophagist do?’ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~•That's easy.He eats human flesh.š’ƒ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ •Correct!That gives you one pointto put you in the lead.’ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 2  •Here's our last questionin this round.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Major, on whom was thefastest amputationperformed?’~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~•One of yesterday'scontestants.’~~~~~~~~~~~~ •Almost, but the answeris Napolean Bonaparte.Awwwww, too bad.š’ƒ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~••••ssss•AAAIIGHHH!!~~~~|•  •  •  •   fooosh   ‰  ‰ ‰  ‹   ‹   ‰  ‹ ‹‰  ‰  ‰~~~~~~‹‰   ‹ ||   ‹  ‰ ‹           ’ • Congratulations Barney!You get to go on to thebonus round.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~As for you, Major, it'sbeen wonderful having youon the show.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~We'll send you some lovelyparting gifts like cosmeticsand some Rice-A-Roni.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~}                                             TRUTHorTORTURE |   |  |   | |   || | Ž  ’ ™ ü ‰ •Now let's welcomeBarney to the BonusRound. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ His next of kinhave been notified.š’ƒ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ü  ü  ü  ü ™    ™‚†‡–    ’ ™ ü ï­ï   • For $536.12, what Kingwas the King cardoriginally designedafter?’~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ •Henry VIII!š’ƒ •Correct. Would youlike to trade yourprize for...  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ what's behindthe door?’~~~~~~~~~~~~~  • Sure Pat.’  |||…„‘š‘| ||˜…ƒ„’|| ƒ‘šü|| …š‘š|||‘˜š“š || „ƒšƒ|||| ||||   NIAGRAFALLS!•You won a tripto NiagraFalls.’š’ƒ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ •In a barrel!š’ƒ Ï   ||| || • That's it fortoday's show.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Be sure to tune in nextweek for the seniorcitizens' semi-finals.››THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!›