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WHAT A$ )BOMB-!a TELL ME HOWARD- HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THIS BEFORE???v v}}MSHE TAKES THE APPLE AND RAISES IT TO HERMOUTH. WITH AN OUTRAGEOUSLY INNOCENTQ LOOK SHE TAKES A SMALL BITE OUT OF IT. A }"SMILE COMES ACROSS HER FACE! SHE'S& IREALLY STARTING TO LOOK QUITE SEXYM!x SHE WINKS AND LAYS BACK INTO THE JACUZZI}}$IT'S A GOOD THING I WAS WEARING THAT( /RUBBER5!5Q hSHE WAS OK- BUT REALLYo.CAN'T YOU DO} BETTER THAN THIS??& STHE SCORE NOW IS '1' OUT OF A POSSIBLE '3'X.jSO CONGRATULATIONSq!qx WELL}.GO TO IT- YOU STUD!$ :FIND ME ANOTHER GIRL!M M}}OH BOY !F- IT'S GOT 3 SPOTS TO TRY!!! I THRUST INTO THE DOLL- KINKYJ.EH??? I START TO INCREASE MY TEMPO...FASTER AN} D FASTER I GO!& qSUDDENLY THERE'S A FLATULENT NOISE AND THE DOLL BECOMES A POPPED BALLOONx SOAR}=ING AROUND THE ROOM! 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